I was sitting on the couch relaxing, while watching "1000 Ways To Die". My son was wandering around with his new pumpkin flashlight, watching all the colors change. He came over and started to play with me like he had been doing all night. The thing is, he kept shining the light in my eyes and I had had enough of that. When I turned around to see him shoving the light into his eye socket I told him that was it for flashlight time.
I took the two pieces apart to reveal the 9volt battery inside making it light up. I thought about what I would always do as a child and placed it on my tongue to reminisce. My son watched me and wanted to try this, so I dabbed it on his tongue really quick. I told him to stick out his tongue and then I did it. He liked it too much though haha! I took it away and put everything out of reach.
Minutes later my son walks up to me (without a diaper on, which I was aware of) and he sticks out his finger while demonstrating to me that he wanted me to stick out my tongue and taste his finger. I don't know if I should thank the pregnancy for the super keen sense of smell, or if it was something anyone would have smelled. However, when the stench of pure butthole wafted up through my nose I quickly backed away, said, "THAT'S BEEN IN YOUR BUTT!", led him to a bath, and promptly decided never to play the "taste" game with him again.
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I took the two pieces apart to reveal the 9volt battery inside making it light up. I thought about what I would always do as a child and placed it on my tongue to reminisce. My son watched me and wanted to try this, so I dabbed it on his tongue really quick. I told him to stick out his tongue and then I did it. He liked it too much though haha! I took it away and put everything out of reach.
Minutes later my son walks up to me (without a diaper on, which I was aware of) and he sticks out his finger while demonstrating to me that he wanted me to stick out my tongue and taste his finger. I don't know if I should thank the pregnancy for the super keen sense of smell, or if it was something anyone would have smelled. However, when the stench of pure butthole wafted up through my nose I quickly backed away, said, "THAT'S BEEN IN YOUR BUTT!", led him to a bath, and promptly decided never to play the "taste" game with him again.
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